While roaming on a pebble beach in the paradise that is Sveti Stefan in Montenegro, Dumps is suddenly feeling the withdrawal symptoms from Minecraft pretty bad.

Dumps: Dad, do you know how to build a nuke in Minecraft?

Dad: No clue. How?

Dumps: Please write it down, so I can show you when we get back home.

Dad: Sure. Go ahead.

Dumps:

To make a nuke –
Make hazmat suit by getting lead ore
Make lead ore into armour shape
Mine uranium using hazmat suit
Put uranium ore in stack of three on crafting table
Repeat three times
Get hydrogen collector by getting cobblestone around one red stone
Put in 3+3+3 space and wait for two Minecraft days
Go in water. Break hydrogen collector. Get 18 hydrogen rods

To make the nuke shell:
Kill wither to get half nuke shell
Kill another wither
Put two nuke shell on crafting table. Get full shell, place in ground, right click. Put 9 nuclear rods and 18 hydrogen rods in slots

To make the detonator:
Put iron block and one Redstone block under it.
Fill rest with lead ore.

Right click on detonator
Set to either instant or 10 mins
(Explosion size 10000 TNT)