Anika: “Hey Dad, you know in Instagram there is meme with a glass half full, and a list of people and how hey would see it.”

Dad: “Like what?”

Anika: “Like, an optimist sees it half full, a dreamer sees it with water above the air, a scientist will see it with half air and half water, and of course a pessimist sees it as half empty.”

Dumps, who had seemingly not being paying attention so far: “What? I thought a pessimist would see it as half full of poison.”