Equal Rights Tiffany

While passing by the Tiffany store in Valley Fair mall, Mommy decided to narrate the endearingly beautiful and full of life and love story that is Breakfast at Tiffany’s to the kids. Anika was immersed into it, while Dumps, as curious, went on asking questions at every pause.

When it came to not being able to buy the ring, and the hero asking for a table to be set up in front of the store for breakfast, in lieu of buying a ring, Dumps couldn’t hold it.

Dumps: “Why couldn’t he buy the ring?”

Mom: “It was too expensive and he was poor.”

Dumps: “Why didn’t they just combine their funds and buy one then?”

Silence.